It's the Friggin' Weekend!

Dear Thor, you are seriously killing me with your farts. I think you have won the battle over Chris. They are deadly. By the way, I did not appreciate waking up to your butt and balls in my face. Save that for someone else. Dear Husband, I know you were in a rush this morning but did you really have to devour our neighbors car? Thank goodness our insurance is covering the damages. I guess on the bright side, at least the Titan held up strong (: and at least we can laugh about it right? Dear Weekend, please please please go by as slow as you can. I am so not ready to go back to class. Laying around all week was amazing. Plus, I'd like to enjoy sometime with the hubs. Also, if you could bring in that sun and warm weather, that would be AWESOME! Dear Cayden, look boy, you have got to slow it down in there. I can't handle your all day karate class on top of the nausea, headaches, back pain, and rib pain I have to deal with. Take it easy on your momma. After all, I have given you a home for the past 36 weeks. Besides that mess, I love you and can't wait to meet you. Just remember you have to wait until after the 10th to come because daddy has to finish his class!

1. Where was the proposal? How did it all go down?
Chris:I bought a 50 cent ring out of a machine because I aint got no money, and I proposed in front of the building we got our marriage license in.
Ashley: We had been talking about and decided to get married over skype. He actually got down on one knee in front of the building to get our marriage license. I didn't expect it at all, and the ladies inside watching from the window loved it (:
 
2. Name one thing that makes you similar to your spouse, and one thing that makes you totally opposite from your spouse.
Chris: We both love spending money we dont have.  I would be in the gym every day if I could. Her not so much.
Ashley: We are both pretty goofy. Our motivation to stay/get in shape is completely opposite. I'm lazy and he is at the top of his game.

3. When was your very first date? What did you do?
Chris: bob evans breakfast.  We awkwardly talked about the night before and attempted and failed at holding hands.
Ashley: haha! Bob Evans after a crazy night.

4. How many boy or girlfriends did your spouse have before you?
Chris: who knows
Ashley: Too many to count. He is a stud after all.

5. Complete the sentence: My spouse is a natural born ________.
Chris: sleeper
Ashley: macho man (;

6. Our marriage would be absolutely perfect if we could just agree on __________.
Chris: how to punish the dog and knowing what to do when were bored.
Ashley: cutting COD time and not spending money on things we don't need.

7. Which of these does your spouse have more of, in your opinion? 
Chris: Sense of adventure.  She came to New York on a whim just to see me, then it went from there.  Her humor needs work because she never laughs at my jokes.  Sense of time is gone when she starts doing her make up and common sense went out the window when she asked if the dinosaur eggs in the oatmeal were real dinosaur eggs. 
Ashley: Sense of Humor, He is CONSTANTLY cracking jokes, or doing something absolutely ridiculous to get a laugh out of someone. His Sense of adventure comes pretty close though because he would pretty much do anything, anywhere.

8. Where is the oddest location you have ever shared a kiss with your spouse?
Chris:on the toilet
Ashley: the toilet... we are romantic, I know (:

9. Complete this sentence: I knew I had found the love of my life when my spouse, ______. 
Chris: drunkenly said " hey, your cute, come here" when we first met.
Ashley: walked through my front door. no joke.

10. Explain the outfit that you love most on your spouse. 
Chris: that all natural outfit
Ashley: His uniform. mmm (: He could model in that thing.

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